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Yearn for the good ol’ days?  When a stray breeze might blow up the hem of a skirt, giving just a glimpse of the petticoat beneath?  When spinning a hoop down the road with a stick opened your mind to new possibilities.  And when you got that first skiddoo under the blanket from fair Adorabelle Taylor’s milksmaids hands, the world seemed to slow down and the evening lasted forever.  Adorabelle may have been wed off the following year to a shopkeeper older than her father, but now you can close your eyes and be back along Adorabelle’s side, and firmly in her soft, milk teat grip, with Loob Corp’s Old-Timey Handjob personal lubricant.

Those were the days of hairy palm promises and fear of going blind, but now you can face the day your way, like a man from a bygone era and not one of these sissies today.  So splash a little bit of Loob Corp’s Old-Timey Handjob into your gripper, and take care of your skipper.  And it’s not just for the men – proper ladies know if it keeps their hands so smooth and supple, it can do wonders below her Mason-Dixon line.